Setting world records
Updated: The potentially libellous-free version! We don't want Lohan's reps shutting down this site do we!
When Kobayashi crammed that hundredth barbecued pork bun into his mouth, I knew there was something special about him. One hundred fluffy steamed pork buns and not a single streptococcus suis bacterium to be found! How does he dodge infected meat, set world records AND stay fit at the same time?
A visit to the International Federation of Competitive Eating didn't provide any answers but turned up Sonya Thomas, currently ranked number 2 in the world. I'd like to see people tell her to go and eat a sandwich. Look, she even smashed Cool Hand Luke's record to smithereens:
Eggs: 65 Hard Boiled Eggs / 6 minutes, 40 seconds
I have long suspected that it's the slim and petite ones who are the most proficient at Sunday lunch buffets. Similarly, in Hollywood there are many celebrities whose slender frames belie their inner strengths. Their amazing consumption records have to be seen to be believed.
Record: 100 grams
Record: 1.3 pounds
Record (Unconfirmed): 250 grams
(Pending investigation into whether Lindsay Lohan was also in the same bathroom stall at the time)