Monday, November 1

Fashion Roadkill of the Day: Vol 14

UPDATE: I will be in Sydney over the next week and a half, so there won't be any new posts until I return. But don't stop reading, because I'll be back with more fresh fashion roadkill. That, and I also have issues with abandonment - I don't want to be left like the old granny I saw yesterday who was parked (not even reverse parked as she was facing the wall) in one corner of a shopping mall with several shopping bags hanging off her wheelchair handles. She was most definitely not a happy little stingray. In the meantime, visiting Sydney will be a good chance for me to catch up with the local trends and be reminded of what was selling everywhere else in the world 2 years ago.



Look, over there! It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's badly dressed Hong Kong guy in his superhero shirt. Is he still in mourning for Christopher Reeve or celebrating the long-awaited casting decision for the new Superman movie, I wonder. Either way, what on planet Krypton is happening with the left sleeve? It appears to be the dismembered torso of a 3 legged Superman with 2 groins, a new improved Superman who is super where it counts most. Who is brave enough to challenge Super-tripod-quadballed-man in this high stakes game of style?



"Well I see you one mutant Superman shirt and raise you one pair of Incredible Hulk pants" says the lady above. One look at the Hulk bursting out of his purple spandex knickerbockers and nobody will dare to make her angry. Hell has no wrath like a woman wearing Hulk pants scorned.

6 Comments:

At 9:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey dude(tte). are you going to be in town giving spirit fingers november 19th, because there's lots of bloggers meeting up in Sydney. the details are at darp.com or ausculture.

-surtr

livejournal.com/users/surtr

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger Joe said...

oooh.. love those runners on the hulk lady. funny posts.. hope you come back from Sydney with more.

 
At 4:13 PM, Blogger j-a said...

just don't forget to come back!!!!

 
At 7:14 PM, Blogger MsHairyLegs said...

Sydney is still full of polyester suits. You should set some random corporate flunkies on fire while you're here.

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

I did see the polyester suits with the white cotton shirts and 3/4 sleeves, so bland! Come on Sydneysiders, where is your creativity? And those baggy sequined halter tops which make the boobs look like slingshot ammo. Blahhhhhh.

 
At 8:43 AM, Blogger Jon said...

I've heard that Syndney is one of the most unsophisticated cities in the world- please take pictures!

 

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