You Like, You Buy Vol 22

What to say about the clothing brand Moiselle (www.moiselle.com.hk)? Moiselle appears to be designed for certain women in mind - women not sophisticated enough to be Madames, not stylish enough to be Mademoiselles. But the brand does have something going for it because at least it isn't named Wanko.

Moiselle's spokesmodel is local actress Ada Choi. I don't know much about her other than she's a self-described little lamb that's 70% converted and conformed. Her fervent religiousness is such that Biblical verses are used to create the storyboard for Moiselle photoshoots.


Ecclesiastes 7:26
And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and fishnets, her legs encased in cowboy boots doing warm-up stretches against the bar and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.


Genesis 1:16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. But He did not put them on this woman's lavender dress, pair it with a feathered headdress and tell her to fake swoon. No, no that was entirely man's doing.


1 Samuel 1:14
And Eli said unto her, How long wilt thou be drunken? put away thy wine from thee.
And she slurred unto Eli, Wha? Ish okayzzzz (hic!)..fiiiiine..I wuv you *giggles* yesh you *falls over*


Exodus 26:35
And thou shalt set the table without the vail, and the candlestick over against the table on the side of the tabernacle toward the south: and thou shalt put the table on the north side. And thou shalt bolt the prize crockery to the walls, then proceed to awkwardly recline on the table to conceal the fact that dinner will not be served tonight.


Song of Solomon 6:5
And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart. But not subtil of hair, for this style doth improve the tv reception somewhat.