Monday, February 7

Bambi With Love

I don't envy the men with high maintenance girlfriends/wives at this time of year. Scurrying about in search of a Valentine's gift that strikes the perfect chord. What a chore to find something that's romantic but not too mushy, something that's intimate but not too intimate (not safe for work).

Enter Bambi, a man who lets his hair grow longer than his moustache. A man who is named after a fawn destined for greatness, a stripper whose real name is Jane or both. He is a living, breathing mission statement whose message is definitely more opaque than clear:

The challenge is individually and collectively to awaken our true potential for goodness and greatness, and to realize that positive change begins with us. In so doing, we will find that the great heights of love and compassion engendered will infuse in us a deeper sense of caring and commitment and ultimately lead us all to a higher purpose and a grander vision - one that better serves the needs of all.

Bambi loves challenges, so much so that the special "Challenge Yourself.." awards he gives are designed as physical challenges themselves.

This Valentine's Day, succumb to Bambi's gold earrings and whiter than white teeth. Give the gift of...oneness.

If these perfumes smell anything like how Bambi looks, then they will make your throat swell, eyes water and temples throb.

There will be the inevitable comparisons with Yanni but Songs to Fall in Love...Again is a completely different kettle of fish. It's tantra yoga for the ears. Woman's Touch is undoubtedly a standout song. To hear it the way Bambi sings it, one would think that Bambi had actually experienced it.

To all of you - parents, family, relatives, associates, friends, and to friends I’ve not yet met - I say, “Thank You!” For it is in this simple statement that I can truly express the feelings with which my heart overflows …Thank You for being!
With Love,

No, thank YOU, Bambi, thank you!


At 8:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laugh if you like, but this great country was founded on exactly this kind of entrepreneurial, do-it-yourself shameless self promotion. Bambi don't need no stinkin' agent!
--Although it might be Linda Ronstadt exploring a new comeback venue.

At 1:08 PM, Blogger Elks said...

That's not hair! It's a glorified rat-rug!

Oneness. Reminds me of the ad from Zoolander:

"Moisture is the essence of wetness...and wetness is the essence of beauty..."

At 8:07 PM, Blogger Ah 9 said...

Hey Gong Xi Fai Cai...hehehehehe *off topic*

At 2:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He seems like he is real. I just read his bio. Hope he is not just a commercial type of person. We need any heroes we can get! Voice on music page is very impressive!

At 6:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to admit, he has an incredibly rich and sensual singing voice. I have his "Bambi With Love" CD (not on his website, unfortunately), and it is fantastic. Especially love the "Delilah" cover.

At 12:12 PM, Anonymous shinyfluff said...

He seems sweet and sincere. I love him! but only if I never have to interact with him in any way.

At 8:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just saw his website. He is also called Shawn Rae! This guy is the real thing! Are some of you guys in your comments kidding!!!
This guy is an International, see some of his YouTube interviews and what he does! I'd be a fan. His voice sounds great. I'll have to check him out when I have more time!


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