Friday, February 4

Vacuum Cleaner Beauties

I'm going to blow the vacuum cleaner cover debate wide open by saying that the Dress-A-Vacs are not all that. I know for a fact that there are many prettier covers out there. In a pageant lineup of vacuum cleaner covers, the Dress-A-Vacs wouldn't make it past the pre-interview stage. In a pageant lineup these would be the winners:

Miss Photogenic

Miss Beautiful Hair

Miss Congeniality

Miss Effortlessly Stylish

Miss Confidence

Miss A Tad Nationalistic

Miss Negative Black Stereotype

Miss Austere

For more vacuum cleaner cover beauties visit:
Peggy's gift shop
Terry's huggables
Missouri Heartland Crafters


At 3:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mind wobbles. Shuts down. Dismayed.

At 9:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd be scared if I had something like that standing in my flat. "I think it's watching us. Yes, it does. Oh, now it blinked. Didn't you see? There! Again!"
Dicey (from

At 9:48 AM, Blogger Desci said...

Champagne posting, Spirit fingers! :)

I especially love Miss Congeniality!

At 10:59 AM, Blogger Kate said...

The last one should be "Spending too much time with harsh abrasive cleaners burned off my face!" I agree...these aren;t anything I would want to see in the middle of the night.

At 11:51 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Haha Dicey, they're out to get you, the Chuckies of the vacuum cleaner world. The last one is supposed to be an Amish doll, how droll.

At 2:48 PM, Blogger Jubileee said...

Vac disguises? I've never heard of nor viewed these horrors before now. Wow.

At 7:57 PM, Blogger JumpingPuddles said...

And to think that more than one website are selling these!! Perhaps after the 'living dead dolls' these hideous yet practical products are all the rage? hmm... i can feel myself starting to 'need' one already

btw. i have stolen some of your pics for my blog - hope u dont mind :)

At 9:42 AM, Blogger Attila Girl said...

Okay. Suddenly, I get it: I know why the rest of the world hates Americans. I kind of hate us right now, too. Uck.

At 9:55 AM, Blogger Jeff said...

I've never seen anything so perverse. And I live a mere stone's throw from Berkeley & SF.

You have to do the ceramic goose accouterments.

At 11:53 AM, Blogger Jeff said...

The frog is so wrong

At 6:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a vacuum cleaner up your ass or are you just happy to see me?

At 10:06 AM, Blogger Blandwagon said...

I think I dated Miss Congeniality once.

At 3:07 AM, Anonymous scrappysgal said...

People, where is your sense of humor and style?

I have my not particularly pretty vacuum cleaner disguised as a very lovely kitty in my living room. Everyone who has seen it LOVES her. Many of these folks are Artists by profession. Until they saw the vacuum wheels peeking out from underneath her dress, they didn't even know that it was hiding the vacuum cleaner.

It saves me from hauling the cleaner back and forth from the garage, and frees up closet space for other items.

And yes, there is something watching you, but it's not the vacuum cover.

Aren't there more important matters to be dismayed about?

At 4:44 AM, Anonymous Happy said...

Great blog. In case you care to know, I was searching for the clean air act of 1963 1970 and your blog came up. I am glad I found it though.

Very nice.

At 6:36 AM, Anonymous Candace said...

Hi there,
I am an artist who creates covers for vacuum cleaners. Most often I design bears, but there are other 'critters' involved as well. I would like to extend an invitation to view them on eBay. My user ID is ideasbycandace. They are a lot nicer and more popular than most of you think.

At 12:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, right now I'm annoyed by your blog about vacuum cleaner covers, because I need one, I'm try to find out where I can find one I like, and when I search in Google I just find things like your blog! What they heck.

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