Vacuum Cleaner Beauties
I'm going to blow the vacuum cleaner cover debate wide open by saying that the Dress-A-Vacs are not all that. I know for a fact that there are many prettier covers out there. In a pageant lineup of vacuum cleaner covers, the Dress-A-Vacs wouldn't make it past the pre-interview stage. In a pageant lineup these would be the winners:
Miss Photogenic
Miss Beautiful Hair
Miss Congeniality
Miss Effortlessly Stylish
Miss Confidence
Miss A Tad Nationalistic
Miss Negative Black Stereotype
Miss Austere
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15 Comments:
The mind wobbles. Shuts down. Dismayed.
I'd be scared if I had something like that standing in my flat. "I think it's watching us. Yes, it does. Oh, now it blinked. Didn't you see? There! Again!"
Dicey (from bunny-bytes.com)
Champagne posting, Spirit fingers! :)
I especially love Miss Congeniality!
Haha Dicey, they're out to get you, the Chuckies of the vacuum cleaner world. The last one is supposed to be an Amish doll, how droll.
Vac disguises? I've never heard of nor viewed these horrors before now. Wow.
And to think that more than one website are selling these!! Perhaps after the 'living dead dolls' these hideous yet practical products are all the rage? hmm... i can feel myself starting to 'need' one already
btw. i have stolen some of your pics for my blog - hope u dont mind :)
Okay. Suddenly, I get it: I know why the rest of the world hates Americans. I kind of hate us right now, too. Uck.
I've never seen anything so perverse. And I live a mere stone's throw from Berkeley & SF.
You have to do the ceramic goose accouterments.
The frog is so wrong
Is that a vacuum cleaner up your ass or are you just happy to see me?
I think I dated Miss Congeniality once.
People, where is your sense of humor and style?
I have my not particularly pretty vacuum cleaner disguised as a very lovely kitty in my living room. Everyone who has seen it LOVES her. Many of these folks are Artists by profession. Until they saw the vacuum wheels peeking out from underneath her dress, they didn't even know that it was hiding the vacuum cleaner.
It saves me from hauling the cleaner back and forth from the garage, and frees up closet space for other items.
And yes, there is something watching you, but it's not the vacuum cover.
Aren't there more important matters to be dismayed about?
Great blog. In case you care to know, I was searching for the clean air act of 1963 1970 and your blog came up. I am glad I found it though.
Very nice.
Hi there,
I am an artist who creates covers for vacuum cleaners. Most often I design bears, but there are other 'critters' involved as well. I would like to extend an invitation to view them on eBay. My user ID is ideasbycandace. They are a lot nicer and more popular than most of you think.
Um, right now I'm annoyed by your blog about vacuum cleaner covers, because I need one, I'm try to find out where I can find one I like, and when I search in Google I just find things like your blog! What they heck.
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