Fashion Roadkill of the Day: Vol 52
Question 1: Imagine if you have a really fun hobby and when people ask you what your hobbies are, you reply "guitars". Then when they ask you how long you've been learning and what you can play, you have to shake your head and say that no, no it's not like that all. You have to look them squarely in the eye and explain clearly and carefully that you only like guitars when they're very small and colourful and printed on clothing. And although you also have plenty of sweatshirts with other stringed instruments on them such as banjos, ukeleles and harps, you like them guitars the best. How do you stop yourself from suddenly feeling very alone because everyone else has suddenly backed away, very far away?
Answer: You have a child and foist your unique interests upon them so that you are no longer alone in this cold and uncomprehending world!
Question: What happens if you have aspirations of raising a professional prize fighter but nobody wants to let a little kid beat them up?
Answer: You have twins so they can spar with each other, inside and outside the boxing ring! Not to mention you've effectively doubled your chances at winning ($$) and scoring sweet endorsement deals ($$$$)!
Question: What would you do if your tween daughter suddenly has a new best friend and they both insist on going out dressed like this?
Answer: When she gets home, you need to pack up the family and move town because these things don't always bode well.
Next update: Wednesday July 19