From the lips of Lindsay
Situations where it may be appropriate to make weird kissy faces instead of posing normally for photographers
When you seem to recall it worked for Marilyn Monroe but forget that it doesn't really work for anyone else
When you see someone you fancy and you want to invite them back to your hotel room to recreate the happiest place on earth
When you feel so very happy and relaxed and are just generally stoned beyond comprehension
When you've just had a car accident and you would prefer to exchange airkisses instead of insurance details
When expressing appreciation for all the young fans who continued to support you throughout your wildly fluctuating breast sizes
When you're trying to impress Meryl Streep with your brilliant impersonation of a cat's backside
When you don't want to be shown up as any less feminine than the drag queen beside you
When you need to lightly blow away traces of cocaine from your fingers without calling suspicion on yourself
Next update: Monday 17 July
5 Comments:
Oh spirit fingers, how I love you so. I am SO forwarding this to others, well done!
damn funny. i'll never be able to see them stars doing this again without having this post come to mind.
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god. that looks awful. note to self - do not blow kisses in front of a camera.
That is what it looks like to air-kiss an imaginary horse penis. I concurr with Marshmallow, don't blow anything on camera.
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