Friday, July 14

From the lips of Lindsay

Situations where it may be appropriate to make weird kissy faces instead of posing normally for photographers

When you seem to recall it worked for Marilyn Monroe but forget that it doesn't really work for anyone else

When you see someone you fancy and you want to invite them back to your hotel room to recreate the happiest place on earth

When you feel so very happy and relaxed and are just generally stoned beyond comprehension

When you've just had a car accident and you would prefer to exchange airkisses instead of insurance details

When expressing appreciation for all the young fans who continued to support you throughout your wildly fluctuating breast sizes

When you're trying to impress Meryl Streep with your brilliant impersonation of a cat's backside

When you don't want to be shown up as any less feminine than the drag queen beside you

When you need to lightly blow away traces of cocaine from your fingers without calling suspicion on yourself

Next update: Monday 17 July


At 4:52 AM, Blogger Dilly Dilly said...

Oh spirit fingers, how I love you so. I am SO forwarding this to others, well done!

At 11:04 AM, Blogger A.Ball.of.Yarn said...

damn funny. i'll never be able to see them stars doing this again without having this post come to mind.

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At 4:54 PM, Anonymous marshmallow said...

god. that looks awful. note to self - do not blow kisses in front of a camera.

At 5:18 AM, Blogger Chief-Ten-Bears said...

That is what it looks like to air-kiss an imaginary horse penis. I concurr with Marshmallow, don't blow anything on camera.


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