Fashion Roadkill of the Day: Vol 9
It's not everyday you get the chance to encounter somebody who is both literally and figuratively fashion roadkill. This is a momentous discovery for the annals of fashion. Judging by the tyre marks, we can tell that this was the work of no ordinary vehicle. We can also tell that not only did the vehicle drive over her, but it stopped and reversed over her, repeating the process several times.
Therefore we can only conclude that she was the victim of an unsupervised learner driver who was attempting to reverse park a monster truck (with positraction). Unfortunately the driver's rear and side vision were obscured by several plush toys dangling cutely from their suction cups. The poor thing, she just scraped herself off the road and refused to receive any emergency pants. Such bravery and determination!