Fashion Roadkill of the Day: Vol 48
aka The Five People You Meet On Public Transport
The woman for whom everyday is a little bit like St Patrick's Day
The man who keeps a strict rein on his wife's spending habits but pays for it dearly when she meticulously picks out the least appealing castoffs at factory outlets for him to wear.
The cleanest man in his village, and therefore the one voted to take charge of poultry sanitation.
The person who likes to remind everyone else that they are well on the way to being nouveau riche and are only taking public transport because their economy sedan is being customised with a gold emblem and exhaust trim.
The lady who takes five minutes out of the day, no matter where she is, to do stretching exercises.