Saturday, November 13

You Like, You Buy Vol 11

Ever since I was a child, I've always wanted to do fabulous roundhouse kicks and jump onto rooftops robes-a-flapping like they do in the movies, so that I can swagger around in a "Whoa. I know kung fu." sort of way. Since the only black belt I own was picked up at the last Bally sale, I'll just have to make do with the Kung Fu Kids collection from DIL (Designext International Limited). The kids tend to look more like tubby marshmallow men but one cannot deny the dexterity of their kung fu poses which I have named below.

Clock and card holder

Emasculating eunuch palm

Bookends

Abominable acupuncture ambush & 10,000 terrible terror

Mirror pad holder

Sound of the barbaric panda rebuke

Clip holder

Drunken goldfish nerve-pinch

Tape dispenser

Buddha's dreaded chopstick breath

2 Comments:

At 7:45 PM, Blogger Burnt Karma said...

For little tubs of lard, they're surprisingly flexible.
I want the whole set!

 
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