Fashion Roadkill of the Day: Vol 7

I'm not with this guy. Really. I don't even know him. I'm just taking a dump here. And..and..I'm not even a dog! Meow? Gah, who am I kidding. SOOO embarrassed right now. This one time, he tried to put a f**king kilt on me. Who's going to sniff my butt while I'm wearing that. Sh*t, this is making me depressed. I haven't humped anybody's leg in aaages. I am so outta here....I'd rather be anywhere else right now. Except maybe China. So not my scene. *Scuffle* *Scuffle* Damn, my fat ass is stuck. Stupid, sexy mooncakes. Maybe you can help me out. Just grab my paw. Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? *Sigh* This CANNOT be happening to me.