Monday, December 27

Fashion Roadkill of the Day: Vol 21



Was it cut from the same cloth as Joseph's Amazing Technihypercolour Raincoat? Watching it move through the streets is akin to a hallucinogenic diving trip through the Great Barrier Reef. If you squint really hard you can see Nemo having an epileptic seizure.



Before I saw this, I didn't think it was possible to buy a jacket that didn't go with anything. To say this coat is busy would be like saying the Middle East is troubled. It should be kept at home, hanging up on the wall as a demonstration of what happens when fleur de lys tapestry gets devoured by tv test patterns.

Which of these will win the coveted Ugliest Coat of the Year title? The decision is in your hands, folks.

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7 Comments:

At 10:29 PM, Blogger missfee said...

i hope her sex life is as busy as her jacket, wow, that is well special. love you 'about me' statement, agree with you on all points, espcially the puffy wedding dresses, there is just no need.

 
At 7:03 AM, Blogger Elks said...

They're both so hideous..how can a decision possibly be made?

 
At 9:52 AM, Blogger Jon said...

I find the top picture to be the most offensive. You should have asked her what she was thinking. I'd really like to know!

 
At 10:45 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

I would have pursued them to find out more but by that stage my retinas had exploded and there was blood seeping from my eyes.

 
At 12:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*mental shiver followed by full body shake*

LBYB

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger Amelia said...

I have to go for the top one. I'm thinking perhaps the coat was originally white and she let her husband/child/evil housekeeper do the laundry?!?

 
At 5:17 PM, Blogger Kate said...

Technically, I suppose the second jacket could go with blak or white pants...but I have never seen a jacket, or any piece of clothing that actually clashes within itself. I might have to look around harder...

 

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