Sunday, June 12

You Like, You Buy Vol 28

It's been a while since piglet giftware has seen any real advancements but I'm pleased to report that SURA has managed to raise the bar with their Jojoju product line.

At first glance, Jojoju possesses features that aren't conventionally appealing - overly long ears, a forehead that is only exceeded in vastness by Tyra Banks and lack of a discernible mouth.

But like a couture model, the whole package comes together to make something highly marketable. Jojoju is so delightful I could just eat him up, preferably crumbed and fried with tonkatsu sauce. However it is very disappointing not to be able to find any charming back story about the piglet. His/her character remains as elusive as the meaning of a David Lynch movie and we are left in the dark as to why, for example, he/she likes carbs so much.



Anyway I hope that the extreme cuteness of these products will cause you to explode into throes of inexplicable high-pitched noises.

Cushion


Keyring


Cardholder


Phone strap


Mobile phone pouch


Keypouch


And the ubiquitous wrist-rest, the symbolism of which is slightly more subtle than the last one featured.

5 Comments:

At 12:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii im a lesbian and i lurve sex!!!!!!!!!!! i fuck my sis l8 @ nite!!!!!!!!!

 
At 5:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Generally nice, but I don't like the key ring. The pig looks deformed.

LBYB

 
At 9:27 PM, Blogger Danielle said...

I think it is related to the fruit bat...
http://www.kostich.com/fruitbat.JPG

 
At 5:00 PM, Blogger rachel said...

I lurve the bread, but not the pig.

 
At 3:32 AM, Anonymous yoko said...

come on! the pig is cute.

 

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