Aging gracefully

While facial reconstruction experts are busy pottering about their Royal Egyptian Mummy project, my own team of forensic scientists have also been conducting valuable research. Using advanced biometrics technology and what have you, they have managed to artificially age some of our best-loved faces by at least 30 years.

Step into my wonderful Delorean time machine and see how today's starlets will weather the toll of paparazzi, short-lived relationships, substance abuse and above all, the tanning booth.

Hilary Duff


Britney Spears


Mischa Barton


Lindsay Lohan


Paris Hilton


Jessica Simpson


Unfortunately in some cases, this exercise could not be done because the aging process had already set in at an alarming rate.