Wednesday, June 1

Miss Universe: tourism slogans

Did you really think you could get away with reading just one post on Miss Universe? No such luck my lovelies, as you'll have to bear with me with another bout of deliciously insane national costumes.

What exactly happens to these creations once the pageant is over and the contestants have died of embarrassment? In case you were wondering, they get carted off to official tourist boards. There they are put to good use in inspiring whizbang tourism slogans.

Welcome to Korea where our women double as marquees.

Put your fat pants on and visit Uruguay today!

A new improved Spain. We only confuse bulls now instead of killing them.

Fair Ireland - get there before migrating neon tortoises overrun our bonny isle.

Hello Germany! The nicest legs this side of the Danube. Our rack isn't too bad either.

Experience Slovenia. So much fun you'll wake up twisted in the bedsheets with a sparkly rash.

Inviting you to Mauritius. The dodo may be extinct but the shackles of modern-day slavery sure as hell aren't.


At 3:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh man's inhumanity to man. and cloth.

At 8:50 AM, Blogger Blandwagon said...

Why is it that when I look at Miss Spain I get a sudden hankering for some Minties?

At 9:54 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Could have been worse, she could have been dressed as a Fantale.

At 10:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a stuffed duck on Ms. Mauritis'head? What kind of competition is this exactly?

At 11:55 AM, Blogger Crazy Like A Fox said...

Miss Uruguay looks like she is wearing a black diaper over her pants...and it's full.

At 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the dodo hat is the most hoorifyingly amusing...

At 8:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you. feel free to save the sheep picture into your desktop. i'm thankful that you left a link where i can reply to.

nice pictures of miss universe contestants.

J [takeitglobal]

At 10:08 PM, Blogger Blah! said...

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At 10:09 PM, Blogger Blah! said...

Sometimes I don't even see why they call those national costumes LOL! More like a fancy dress competition.

At 5:03 PM, Blogger Burnt Karma said...

I'm sure Bjork is taking notes for next year's Oscars appearance.

At 2:54 AM, Blogger Charles Malik said...

The German's looks and dress don't look particularly German, but it sure as hell attracts me to Germany.

At 1:39 PM, Blogger muse said...

Too bad they're not made of cotton, which would make good rags.

At 10:10 AM, Blogger Feng Guo said...

The first wave. Weak. Want the 2nd.
Hong Xiaowan

Add:Taidong Taizhou Jiangsu China

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