Thursday, May 19

Rock fashion



What does Jada Pinkett Smith have to do to get the respect of diehard rock fans? As with most careers, respect is gained first and foremost from the quality of the professional attire.

While the above outfit is perfectly serviceable for smashing guitars at the local Hard Rock Cafe, it's definitely not up to sellout concert standard. Jada needs to learn how to channel her primal energies into her clothing. It's a lesson that Juliette Lewis, another thespian turned rocker has mastered, as she continues to add to her rock repertoire:

Zesty rock


Experimental rock


Latex rock


Extreme swing rock


Heavy mime rock


Pubic sweat rock


Scanty knee-banging rock

14 Comments:

At 2:53 AM, Anonymous jeff said...

I'm so embarrassed for Lewis.

She needs some fashion advice from Faye Wong

 
At 4:01 AM, Anonymous Tobias said...

You guys are crazy!!! Juliette Lewis rocks, and that's that. Nobody ever bashed Freddy Mercury, Steven Tyler, or Stevie Nicks for their outfits. Keep kicking ass, J!

 
At 5:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, that's not true. Everybody bashed Freddy Mercury for just about everything.

 
At 6:11 AM, Blogger Chrees said...

Put it back on!

 
At 6:53 AM, Blogger jeff said...

Man, that is some expanse of untanned flesh there...

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger A.Ball.of.Yarn said...

hahaha...I've always looked forward to seeing your features of famous people in weird and funny poses! thanks for the humour this morning.

 
At 8:59 AM, Blogger Crazy Like A Fox said...

At first I thought your last caption said "Skanky knee-banging rock" and it made sense to me.

 
At 9:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm down with everything except the shoes and socks (?) in the last photo. Maybe she was drunk. I hope so.
Atmikha

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Juliette and the Licks is exactly the sort of act that the HK govt should pay to come out here and perform. It will stir the populace from their Norah Jones slumber.

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger Blandwagon said...

Is that last photograph Juliette Lewis or Eddie Izzard?

 
At 1:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dare any HK cantopop star to be the Asian version of Juliette Lewis.

LBYB

 
At 2:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks mannish. Someone get that girl a lipstick. And some spray-on tan. And a hairbrush. And...Oh, I give up.

 
At 7:40 PM, Blogger Kate said...

What is up with her and her strange fascination with kneepads????

 
At 6:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She has a horrifying disease that prevents her from standing with her legs together without suffering terrible pain...

 

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