Rock fashion

What does Jada Pinkett Smith have to do to get the respect of diehard rock fans? As with most careers, respect is gained first and foremost from the quality of the professional attire.

While the above outfit is perfectly serviceable for smashing guitars at the local Hard Rock Cafe, it's definitely not up to sellout concert standard. Jada needs to learn how to channel her primal energies into her clothing. It's a lesson that Juliette Lewis, another thespian turned rocker has mastered, as she continues to add to her rock repertoire:

Zesty rock


Experimental rock


Latex rock


Extreme swing rock


Heavy mime rock


Pubic sweat rock


Scanty knee-banging rock