Monday, May 16

Back in the saddle

Indonesia has certainly progressed since the crippling financial crisis in the late 1990s. The country has decided to prove that it's well and truly on the comeback trail by following many other countries in the international community and entering its prettiest law graduate in Miss Universe. The Indonesian delegate will even be allowed to compete in the swimsuit event, albeit in a one-piece instead of a two-piece.

In case you're worried that this will put Artika at a competitive disadvantage, wait till you see the range of cutting edge one-piece swimwear she has to choose from:

Gucci - accentuates curves

D-Squared - black reduces the see-through problem

Sonia Rykiel - one piece and one tone

Liliana Fierro - divides body up into handy sections for judging like a beef cuts chart

Azzolini - can be worn again for talent routine

Carl's Jr - caution, may be offensive in certain cultures depending on contents of burger

But let's not put pressure on the poor girl. After all, win or lose, isn't Miss Universe about something bigger than that. Isn't it ultimately about putting on the swimsuit and partaking in some good ole girl-on-girl action in the pool.


At 8:05 AM, Anonymous Alex said...

Well, the Sonia Rykel is certainly ... interesting.

I think I can see razor bumps.

At 9:52 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Haha it's like some bizarro sweat patch down there.

At 12:17 PM, Anonymous Alex said...

It's like shrink wrap, and then she went a little overboard with the hair dryer.

At 12:50 PM, Blogger Amelia said...

Oh, so it's all about the swimsuit and the pool fight.. and to think, I thought it was about saving the the world or the polar bears or something like that?

At 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duh, Amelia? It took you that long to catch on? ;)

That's why there's always, always, always going to be a SWIMSUIT segment!

At 6:45 PM, Blogger JumpingPuddles said...

Your always entertaining (to say the least) posts once again made my day.

what better way to preoccupy oneself whilst staying back at work waiting for one's manager than to gawk at gratuitous flashes of flesh. :)

At 11:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love liliana fierro desing!!!!! ooo is beutiful you must check her website... you will love them as I do!!!


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