Fashion Roadkill of the Day: Vol 25
Hey you, looking all adorable in your baby blue and pink ensemble. Some people choose to wear their heart on their sleeve but you choose to wear it on your back like a dyslexic Care Bear. Some people choose to wear their Fendi in the form of an authentic baguette tucked under the arm but you choose to wear it in the form of Fendissime pants that are as tight as they are fake.
And with that handbag, you belong in a candy shop, yes you do. That's what you are, a sugar-coated lolly in a brightly coloured wrapper but one with really bad taste.
I'm sorry but whatever look you were going for, you missed and landed several light years away. The bow and the neon pink have really put you in the running for world's daintiest lumberjack. Where did you learn to clothe yourself like that anyway? The Daniel Day-Lewis Method school of dressing?