Sunday, January 23

Fashion Roadkill of the Day: Vol 25



Hey you, looking all adorable in your baby blue and pink ensemble. Some people choose to wear their heart on their sleeve but you choose to wear it on your back like a dyslexic Care Bear. Some people choose to wear their Fendi in the form of an authentic baguette tucked under the arm but you choose to wear it in the form of Fendissime pants that are as tight as they are fake.



And with that handbag, you belong in a candy shop, yes you do. That's what you are, a sugar-coated lolly in a brightly coloured wrapper but one with really bad taste.



I'm sorry but whatever look you were going for, you missed and landed several light years away. The bow and the neon pink have really put you in the running for world's daintiest lumberjack. Where did you learn to clothe yourself like that anyway? The Daniel Day-Lewis Method school of dressing?

3 Comments:

At 11:35 AM, Blogger Mallrat said...

Grey beard=grey pubes.
Oh dear, Daniel

 
At 7:35 PM, Blogger Jon said...

The top picture is indeed nightmarish. The girl has a nice figure, but the pants and powder blue top are a girlish, pirated nightmare.

The girl on the second pic has style, but it's too much. I'm all for punky/bomehian inspired styles, but it's overkill. It looks like she's trying too hard, you know? Though I'd have to say that she looks better than the girl in the top photo.

As for Daniel Day Lewis, I actually don't mind the suit and pants- very Dries Van Noten- it's the beard and the shirt that ruin the look, in my opinion.

 
At 9:43 PM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Had girl no.2 worn a plain coloured pair of shorts, she would not have made the cut.

 

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