Tuesday, January 18

I Stole Brad

2004 was the year of the celebrity wife t-shirts. Back then, it was the height of fashion to be seen wearing a Mrs Garcia-Bernal t-shirt. That trend has passed into the night like so many others before it. Nameplate necklaces, side ponytails, the Para Para Dance Craze, to name a few. Imagine if you will, a short trumpet fanfare because 2005 has ushered in a new era of the celebrity husband-stealer t-shirts.

But the media-bloated corpse of Brad and Jen's marriage isn't even cold yet, you cry while circling overhead with your fellow vultures. When I tried to order mine, it only came in 2 sizes: Angelina Jolie regular and Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider.

Don't spend away the trust fund all at once. I can sense a further deluge of slogans on the way:
1. I Ovulate for Brad
2. Brad is my Lobster
3. Mrs Pitt the much Younger
4. Snatch, not just a Brad Pitt movie
5. A Dingo Stole Brad's Baby!

Blog of the day: Melbourne Human Female is nominated as Best Australian Personal Blog in the 2005 Australian Blog Awards.


At 6:04 AM, Blogger stilt said...

Pitt the much younger! You're too clever for your stylish boots, SF!

At 10:49 AM, Blogger Desci said...

'Snatch: not just a Brad pitt movie' Hee!

Cheers for the plug xo

At 9:28 PM, Blogger Kate said...

Oooh...I want one of those! :)

At 9:35 PM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Kate, I thought you were still lusting for Tobey Maguire. I read that he is grossly overweight now, that's why he couldn't appear at the Golden Globes.

At 12:52 AM, Blogger zhi yang said...

istolebrad.com should hire you as their creative director or something.

your fourth slogan is really cracked me up.


At 12:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mwah ha...Gotta love Page Six of the New York Post, the paragon of journalism that it is.

He\'s too fat to go out...that\'s hilarious!


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