I Stole Brad

2004 was the year of the celebrity wife t-shirts. Back then, it was the height of fashion to be seen wearing a Mrs Garcia-Bernal t-shirt. That trend has passed into the night like so many others before it. Nameplate necklaces, side ponytails, the Para Para Dance Craze, to name a few. Imagine if you will, a short trumpet fanfare because 2005 has ushered in a new era of the celebrity husband-stealer t-shirts.



But the media-bloated corpse of Brad and Jen's marriage isn't even cold yet, you cry while circling overhead with your fellow vultures. When I tried to order mine, it only came in 2 sizes: Angelina Jolie regular and Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider.

Don't spend away the trust fund all at once. I can sense a further deluge of slogans on the way:
1. I Ovulate for Brad
2. Brad is my Lobster
3. Mrs Pitt the much Younger
4. Snatch, not just a Brad Pitt movie
5. A Dingo Stole Brad's Baby!



Blog of the day: Melbourne Human Female is nominated as Best Australian Personal Blog in the 2005 Australian Blog Awards.