Monday, January 17

Inaugural Wardrobe

The design sketches for Laura Bush's inaugural wardrobe is a study in conservative glamour that fails to elicit any kind of reaction from me. But what if Kimberly Jones aka Lil Kim was First Lady? The Western model of democracy would probably come to a crashing end but oh it would be worth it.

Opening Ceremonies Dress

Winter white silk satin dress with multi-coloured grosgrain ribbon paired with timeless fishnet stockings.

Candlelight Dinners Dress

A body-skimming gown in red silk crepe with jewelled details.

Gown for Black Tie & Boots Ball

Combination of a high society chic with biker flair, a look that is deceptively difficult to achieve.

Oath of Office Suit

This shocking violet, hand beaded pantsuit features a wide neckline and softly flounced scalloped trimmings.

The Inaugural Gown

Zebra printed satin chiffon gown layered over pink chiffon with asymmetrical strap. Understated but luxe.

Blog of the day: Balmain Boys Do Cry is nominated as Best New Australian Blog in the 2005 Australian Blog Awards.


At 1:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!!! Doesn't she know we're not laughing with her? Somewhere between Nerdella and Skanky Ho there has to be some kind of reasonable middle ground.
I think it's somewhere around Joan Rivers, (minus the fishwife personality).

At 8:44 AM, Blogger Burnt Karma said...

So bored with her. What does Lil Kim actually do, anyway (apart from molest photographers?) At least Janet Jackson sings while flashing her nipple.

At 2:56 PM, Blogger ViVi said...

"wide neckline?" Bwahahahhhahahahahahhaa!!!

*wipes tears from eyes* You're killin' me over here...

At 4:29 PM, Blogger Ms Hairy Legs said...

I like the look of Bab's dress:

Although, Jenna is my preferred twin.

At 8:30 PM, Blogger Kate said...

Ugh! She is skaaaaaaan-kaaaaaaaaaaaay!

At 8:39 PM, Blogger Nabakov said...

Personally I'm hanging to see what her significant other will be sporting on the day.

Tux and ostrich, snakeskin and RINO boots? Or will he go the whole hog as a rhinestone cowboy?

At 11:14 PM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Does Lil Kim currently have a significant other? Would she have anything private left to share with her lover??


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