Friday, June 10

Hot discussion topics

Top 10 discussion topics at Chinese family reunion dinners

1. Hello Kitty pin exchange!

2. Detailed progress report on Uncle No. 4's hemorrhoids

3. Where to find places that stock good quality counterfeit toothpaste

4. Cousin No. 15's law school graduation, final grades, starting salary and signing bonus

5. How incredibly disappointing it must be to have a child who didn't study law or medicine.

6. Badminton - sport of kings

7. The appalling food in Italy due to lack of good Chinese restaurants

8. The weight and appearance of the person at the table with the lowest self-esteem

9. Latest lap dance moves learnt at the over 50s social dance class

10. The price of kumquats


At 3:50 AM, Blogger jeff said...

Counterfeit toothpaste?

At 7:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You family is cool. My conversations are about how great killing someone and hiding the body is. Consider yourself lucky.

At 10:03 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Yeah fake Colgate for less than a third of the price - almost as minty fresh as the real thing!

At 10:11 AM, Blogger rachel said...

Oh yeah. Those are usually the topics at reunion dinners alright.

At 2:48 PM, Anonymous naridu said...

Were the lap dance moves discussed only or actually performed? If it was my family each aunt would be putting on a performance and sharing 'hot' moves.

At 12:09 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Thank god Chinese restaurants don't have poles installed in them.

At 2:55 AM, Blogger Chester said...

Actually, the Chinese food in Italy wasn't bad. Rome's Stazione Termini area has a ton of Chinese immigrants from Huizhou and a couple of decent Chinese restaurants -- better, at least, than Italian restaurants in high-profile piazzas.

It's Russia where the culinarily-xenophobic Chinese tourist is going to really suffer.

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