Heavy lifting is not my forte
UPDATE: Yesterday's post has been updated!
In an ongoing effort to keep one step ahead of the creditors, I am moving apartments during this week. Consequently blogging will be blotchy and uneven, with a marked decrease in quality. My posts might not be about fashion. In fact there might not be any posts at all. That is the risk you take when you come here.
I dread the moving process because heavy lifting is not my forte. Once I have decided that my aura will thrive in a particular place, everything else is troublesome minutiae. Anyone who isn't ridden with hernias is welcome to help me with the furniture. In return you will receive a warm cup of Longjing tea and some flirtatious touching on the arm. After that is done (and you have cleaned the air conditioners to my liking), you must never darken my doorstep again.
Do I sound a bit distracted tonight? It's because a cursory stocktake of personal items has unearthed a long-forgotten gift from a good friend. I let it hog the couch temporarily to give you a sense of proportion.
Was she implying that I have a size fetish? It baffled me because these things usually come with instructions. Am I supposed to straddle it uncomfortably with a foppish nervousness that is unique to Hugh Grant?
The banana will follow me to the new place. However I think that I shall need to re-evaluate my friendship.
7 Comments:
After an irresistible offer like that, you're sure to have guys beating down your door....
That flirtatious touching sounds very tempting.
fumier
Slightly off topic...when i saw this clip...reminded me of Spirit fingers (ur site). hehe
Cool blog bro! I would like to invite you to mine.
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Cheers pal!
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woman! pay more and get men to lift your stuff! good luck with the move and i hope your flat looks nice afterwards (maybe much afterwards).
What about if I hire women who look like swarthy men. I know quite a few of those.
Me again, regarding the clip that K-Nine posted, I remind you of a Japanese with the rhythm of an epileptic bongo player? Swell!
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