Friday, March 25

Rod Stewart's Standards

Ladies interested in applying to be the next Mrs Rod Stewart should meet the following eligibility criteria:

Blonde (but in slightly different shade to daughter to avoid confusion)

Bouncy & bubbly

Soft shoulders to rest on

Looks good in lingerie

Some working knowledge and understanding of the dance floor

Experience in dealing with aged

Wears support undergarments

Passes routine physical checks


At 1:26 PM, Anonymous missy-j said...

BWAHAHA. Great pictures you've got there.

At 6:51 AM, Blogger cicelyfairfield said...

he belongs the the john derek 'marry the same girl over and over again' club. penny, what's in it for you dear? true, i'd never heard of you before you got together with rod, and for a model you have one foot in the grave, but isn't the old man stink starting to get to you?

At 10:50 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

I don't think she will have much if Rachel the ex-wife takes him to the cleaners.

At 8:48 PM, Anonymous Anna111march said...

Your last pic actually shows Rod looking for his wallet in Penny's knickers ready for a good bash down the pub.

I like his style - make mine a double!

At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Jake said...

Speaking of Rod's style, I heard somewhere that his song "Rhythm of My Heart" used to be about rimjobbing... he changed it to make it more likely to sell.


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