Rod Stewart's Standards
Ladies interested in applying to be the next Mrs Rod Stewart should meet the following eligibility criteria:
Blonde (but in slightly different shade to daughter to avoid confusion)
Bouncy & bubbly
Soft shoulders to rest on
Looks good in lingerie
Some working knowledge and understanding of the dance floor
Experience in dealing with aged
Wears support undergarments
Passes routine physical checks
posted by Spirit Fingers @ 11:04 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
BWAHAHA. Great pictures you've got there.
I don't think she will have much if Rachel the ex-wife takes him to the cleaners.
Your last pic actually shows Rod looking for his wallet in Penny's knickers ready for a good bash down the pub.
I like his style - make mine a double!
Speaking of Rod's style, I heard somewhere that his song "Rhythm of My Heart" used to be about rimjobbing... he changed it to make it more likely to sell.
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