Monday, November 7

More gratuitous than you could ever hope for

Toned. Playboy TV. Busty. Latin America. Lots of men nodding appreciatively. That's what happens when beauty contests get stripped to the bare essentials. It was a close contest but Miss Portugal broke away from the perky pack with a strong performance in the deep squat section. When you're that good you don't even need the pole anymore.

In second place was Miss Spain who impressed everyone by turning her feather boa into the universal sign for peace.

Miss Paraguay won the talent section by showcasing the ability to check out her own ass.

While Miss Argentina was a crowd favourite, it was her over-accessorizing that was her downfall. A savvier contestant would have lost the mini top hat, the corsage, and everything else as the night progressed.

Likewise for Miss Mexico, she was penalised heavily when she made the crucial mistake of wearing something under her negligee.

It may take a while for China to fling open the door and allow an endless procession of marabou g-strings on its tv sets, but mark my words. It won't happen overnight but it will happen. Nevertheless the good people of Guangzhou are quite content to wait because they have enough entertainment as it is already.

Another blog to visit: Fumier - the dingleberry of blogging.


At 12:57 AM, Blogger Jenn said...

Oh sweet hannah - the squat pose made me burst out laughing. Thank you, this is totally what I needed on a monday morning at work! Man, I feel so over-dressed...

At 11:18 PM, Blogger j-a said...

wow. that's what i've been missing out on. all these years, i thought these pageants were for world peace...


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