Monday, March 13

Fashion Roadkill of the Day: Vol 47

Let's play a little game to test your powers of observation. Spot the odd item out in the picture below.

Yes, as you surmised correctly, it is the tote bag (bonus points if you guessed those feet were pantihosed as well). This example highlights the dangers of not following through on your fashion plans. If you're going to wear anything as long as it's red then you better to commit to it. Don't go introducing batik into the mix. How awkward and uncomfortable is that bag going to feel when it realises it has nothing in common with the rest of your wardrobe?

Women wear red for either of 2 reasons. The first is convenience - it takes the stress out of unpredictable menstrual cycles and cleverly camouflages the sudden crashing onslaught of the crimson wave. This is particularly useful when you are settling into a 3 hour movie with plenty of sweeping camera shots but no intermission. Now you know why movie theater seats are predominantly red.

The second reason is entirely related to sex appeal.

But again I must stress consistency. Furry halos have no place in a she-devil's seductive schemes.

Another site to visit: Hong Kong Dog Rescue


At 11:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh honey, is that a vinyl jungle print??


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