Friday, August 6

Raising Alice Kim



No, it's not another remake of the Blues Brothers, it's Nic Cage and his new bride Alice Kim on their wedding day. It may be hip nowadays to keep your shirttail untucked but nobody wants to see a slobby groom. Furthermore, you'd think with his cousin being Sofia Coppola (who is best buddies with designer Marc Jacobs) he'd try to work that angle and get Alice a decent gown, not one that has been hastily rigged together from hotel linen.

After the ceremony, they consummated their marriage by flying to San Francisco to buy Cartier jewellery. As they boarded the plane, Alice revealed more questionable taste by wearing red stilettoes with her wedding gown and carrying a Gucci grandma's wallpaper bag. Meanwhile Nic appeared to struggle with a box which I'm guessing contained the top layer of the wedding cake.

Since then, Alice has been proudly wearing her new ring on her French manicured hand. In case you were wondering, the ring is from Cartier's Chinese-inspired Padlock Collection. The design is meant to lock in happiness and keep out bad luck but I think it's going to take something more than a fancy shaped ring to maintain the Twue Wove! in this marriage. Something like several little Cage-Kims popped out in quick succession.

The pave diamonds are OK for a wedding band but if Daddy Cage was buying, I would be getting one of these or these, so big that they could block out the sun. Or maybe Nic did restrict the jewellery spending which is why Alice is pouting here like a little girl who has to wait until Christmas for more baubly toys.

They are an odd couple aren't they. Here she is, again with the Gucci bag, taking a good look at his face (maybe even for the first time) and thinking, "In this light, he looks only 15 years older than me instead of 20 years". The papers make way too much of a big deal about her being a penniless waitress though. What do they expect - have they seen what sort of crappy tips that waitstaff get these days?

23 Comments:

At 6:05 AM, Blogger HunBunny80 said...

Hi there

You mention the wedding ring is a cartier china collection. THere are 3 different types of the ring. Is she wearing the red lacquer with diamonds?

 
At 10:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well at least instead of being a pediphile he married a chink golddigger...ummm......sushi delivered lol...what a joke

 
At 10:48 AM, Anonymous cougartracks said...

UHH ya...hey anonymous,it's Pedophile...you loser.You would think being a "pediphile" yourself you would know how to spell it you racist cunt.Have a nice day :)

 
At 5:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they really in love? seems Alice KIm is a gold digger, and Cage is too good for Kim. I wish there are more news about them and about Kim alone. I am sooo jealous of her.

 
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who cares if she's a gold digger....what do you expect out of the shit that we see in the media? hello, we live in a capitalistic society bombarded by viva la glam and wouldn't you want to live the fabulous life of so and so that we see all the time on mtv's cribs, the fabulous series on vh1 and so on. if you were alice would you rather have married a young broke, aspiring actor working as a sushi waiter, or writer, college student her age-or whatever he may have been or would you rather be living the jetset lifestyle with an oscar winning actor who can take you everywhere you've always wanted to go...hmmm if you pick the dumb waiter, then you're dumb. at least nic cage is a good lookin sugar daddy. she is rather short for him though. and whoever wrote the pedophile comment, what are you talkin about? look at the history of men and women and relationships. first rule of marriages when it's not your first time.

first wife gets shit
second wife gets a descent settlement
third wife is always some young asian chick that gets everything and takes it to the grave

 
At 2:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol, you jealous old farts. They're cute together.

 
At 6:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

she is HOOOOOOTTTT!!! she can be a blood sucking vampire for all i care, i would still marry her. Cage has got it made. Asian chicks are Hot when they are beautiful. Now all the jealous fucks out there start slinging racist comments because of thier insecurities, or probably theyre just ugly. they look good together.

 
At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Expat said...

and ehhh...Japanese eat Sushi, whereas she is Korean. Suggest you catch up on Geography as well as English language skills.

 
At 7:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and ehhh...While Japanese eat Sushi, and she is Korean. She was working as a waitress at a suhi restaraunt...Suggest you all focus on people you know something about

 
At 2:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is retardedly hot. Nicely done Cage!

 
At 10:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who you calling a chink u fucking cuntfuck.

 
At 3:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"pediphile" lol you are so intelligent to call someone chink, aren't you.. fucktard

 
At 8:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a white American and I love the Asian chics. They are the greatest!!

 
At 4:35 AM, Anonymous Nancy said...

For the person leaving the "chink gold digger" comment. First off, learn how to spell correctly. Obviously you do not have the mental capabilities to spell right even when there is a fucking spell check system in this comment box. Apparently YOU are the joke on this page. Second, what do you expect from a 20 year old girl. He's twice her age so she'd better get something out of this. Last, you just hate on her because your poor ugly broke ass cannot find anyone remotely as close as him. Stop being a RACIST BITTER HAG.

 
At 9:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

alice kim is a sissy gold digger crawling all over cage!!!!!!!!

 
At 7:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am an asian girl too, why do not nicholas cage marry me? I am better than alice kim. A lot of asian girls look better tham alice kim, white man always pick the ugly ones.

 
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At 3:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey retard. USE COMMON SENSE HERE!
Explain to me how is ALICE KIM A GOLD DIGGER!? 1) Nicholas has crazy spending money maybe you should check out all the things he buys and how he doesnt spend money on alice 2) they've been together longer then any relationship you've been in, she stuck by his side for more then 6 years!!!!!!!!! she could have just had the baby and left his ass and get child support thats still a lot of money!!
BUT SHE EVEN STUCK BY HIM WHEN HIS BROKE ASS GOT FINANCIAL PROBLEMS! Use your brain or research before you make assuptions! Good try loser, just because his other wives failed.
Any other girl would have left by now if she didnt love him! Obviously she could have gotten a lot of money through child support and the house. She could have left him when he was broke ass and being multimillion dollor sued in every direction!!!! he sold soo many houses, loss so many things and she still was by his side. I would have got a headache from stressed and left him if it were me! Dont be jealous cuz your ugly obesse ass is all fugly. Im glad your so bitter hahahaha

 
At 3:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey retard. USE COMMON SENSE HERE!
Explain to me how is ALICE KIM A GOLD DIGGER!? 1) Nicholas has crazy spending money maybe you should check out all the things he buys and how he doesnt spend money on alice 2) they've been together longer then any relationship you've been in, she stuck by his side for more then 6 years!!!!!!!!! she could have just had the baby and left his ass and get child support thats still a lot of money!!
BUT SHE EVEN STUCK BY HIM WHEN HIS BROKE ASS GOT FINANCIAL PROBLEMS! Use your brain or research before you make assuptions! Good try loser, just because his other wives failed.
Any other girl would have left by now if she didnt love him! Obviously she could have gotten a lot of money through child support and the house. She could have left him when he was broke ass and being multimillion dollor sued in every direction!!!! he sold soo many houses, loss so many things and she still was by his side. I would have got a headache from stressed and left him if it were me! Im glad your obesity fugly self is bitter!! HAHAHA

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger o0oanniedano0o said...

Somes of those above are jelous obese bitches LOL Died in jelousy racist fuctards. Nobody loves racist bitches =P

 
At 8:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is more lucky why? BEcause she actually fell inlove with him. Most girls would have a baby and then leave their ass if they were a gold digger. If she left him she would still be able to live amazingly through child support. BUT SHE DIDNT DO THAT! He had taked about how he went thru hell with his financial problems and bakruptcy and how pp wanted to sue his ass and all, he was very thxful for her support. She stood by him for so many years!
There still standing!!!

 
At 8:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is more lucky why? BEcause she actually fell inlove with him. Most girls would have a baby and then leave their ass if they were a gold digger. If she left him she would still be able to live amazingly through child support. BUT SHE DIDNT DO THAT! He had taked about how he went thru hell with his financial problems and bakruptcy and how pp wanted to sue his ass and all, he was very thxful for her support. She stood by him for so many years!
There stilll standing!!

 
At 12:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm an Asian Pretty Chick, I'm in my 20's and I'm engaged to my hot, muscular Caucasian Man who is 40. This is real life. Age ain't nothin' but a number! All what matters is we're in LOVE! Fcuk you racist "pedophile" commenter! Nick & Kim look good together!

 

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