Vote 1 Nordic milkman for president

The Kerry daughters have hit back in the fashion arena with a photo spread in September's Harper's Bazaar. Wearing Calvin Klein and Narciso Rodriguez is almost enough to compensate for having to be interviewed by the world's unsexiest Democrat supporter, Ben Affleck. Describing the sisters as "absurdly beautiful, well-spoken and intelligent" and in particular Vanessa Kerry "with her flaxen hair, almost like a Nordic milkman's child", Ben seems to be on a mission to outgush even the most sycophantic fashion journalists. Or maybe he just wants to get in their pants.