Tuesday, March 29

Pick a gender, any gender

Every now and then, a reader will get sexually confused and raise questions about my gender. Could it be my gruff prose, the disproportionate amount of posts devoted to skankiness or just my boyish good looks generally? Ah well, who can blame them! The gender distinctions are so blurred nowadays that nobody knows what to think anymore. Even a URL like penisland.net is not as blatantly masculine as it's made out to be.

What's more, even Richard Gere, who's probably seen more women than your local gyno, can't tell the difference between Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and his female dance partner. And something tells me that Koizumi likes to be led:

Maybe it was the scent of sandalwood & yuzu fruit and the softness of skin made so by patented SKII Pitera..but, but the American Gigolo ought to know better!

Let's face it people, there are increasing numbers of men out there who badly want to be women. Apart from the menstruation and birthing and the most painful of all i.e. depilation, it's generally Fantastic being female. We can spend all our disposable income on making ourselves pretty! We're so pretty, oh so pretty! The men may make incoherent noises about the expenditure involved but they secretly envy us because their hair will never smell as nice and they will never look as good in high heels and a super-fitted black dress.

This is especially true in South Korea where just about every female looks like the flawless heroine of a Korean tv drama (before the requisite fatal disease sets in). It is a nation of so much pretty that many of the guys have given up trying to measure up to their beauty. Well if you can't beat them, join them. Hence the rise in gender reassignment operations. Hence also the first manufactured transgendered pop group called Lady:

I think it would be highly irresponsible of them not to include a cover version of Dude (Looks Like a Lady) in their debut album. As one band member says:

"We love chocolate, shopping and gossip. Mentally we were always women, the only difference being that we changed something physical, simply we are women with an extra scar"

Women with an extra scar. You know, I hadn't really thought of it like that. One could win a lot of scar comparing contests that way. Anyway, look out for Lady's debut album very soon. Perhaps their music can convince more men to convert. I recommend that you book your gender reassignment operations early to avoid disappointment.

With all the feminisation that's going on, it's no wonder that some people think that man is an endangered species:

At one point, man was driving a backhoe, daydreaming about Brigitte Bardot. The next thing you know, he's putting on nail polish. What the hell is happening!?

It's a terribly engaging site that had me in its thrall for a while. Reading it really put some hair on my chest. In addition to what was already there of course.


At 5:07 AM, Blogger ViVi said...

I have to admit, the "ladies" of Lady could have fooled me, until I scrolled down to their feet. Good gracious honey, point that toe! Sit on it, tuck it under something, but dammit you're not fooling anybody with that big ole man-foot!

Thanks for letting me get that out. ;)

At 9:05 AM, Blogger Mr. SexyBastard said...

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At 9:06 AM, Blogger Mr. SexyBastard said...

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At 9:07 AM, Blogger Mr. SexyBastard said...

I am 100% percent real man. The less competition, the better. Bring on the single women. Who wants to feel my chizzled pecks of hercules godliness? Any takers?

Actually, I enjoy cooking, cleaning, writing and lookin good. I don't understand why people want to "become" women in order to do that.

At 5:47 PM, Blogger Kate said...

Oh sure! I leave Korea and *now* it starts to get interesting! Figures.

And is it me or do Richard Gere and Junichiro Koizumi look alike?

At 10:38 PM, Anonymous bohemianlisa said...

>"Women with extra scar"

Hmmm.... does that mean I'm one scar lesser than a he-to-she? Nice ....

At 11:00 PM, Blogger j-a said...


i'm so glad i don't live in korea.

At 11:50 AM, Blogger lancerlord said...

Looks can be very deceiving.
They may have more than 1 scar.

At 12:57 AM, Blogger pedal said...

They're not the only tranny pop group--Check out Shemale from France.


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