Sunday, August 22

Faster, Lower, Stronger

Who would have thought that an Olympic medallist like Michael Phelps would be taking fashion tips from the likes of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Not content with barely covering the disease-ridden nether regions of A-Z list skanks, low-riding bottoms have managed to infiltrate the ranks of elite male swimmers. It's suddenly made competitive swimming even raunchier than the Bubble Baba Challenge. If Michael's swimming pants were any lower, the following sentences would take on a whole new meaning.

Michael Phelps springs up excitedly.

Michael Phelps gasps for air.

Michael Phelps flashes a smile.

Michael Phelps adjusts his goggles.

Michael Phelps pumps away furiously.

Michael Phelps stands up and waves to the crowd.

Michael Phelps does some vigorous stretching.

Surrounded by other winning team members, Michael Phelps explodes with joy.

And I'm spent.


At 11:01 AM, Blogger Darp said...

Check out his teeth.

The cunt could eat an apple through chicken wire.

At 3:46 PM, Blogger lily lover said...

LMAO!! Thanks for the laughs, especially at Phelp's expense.

At 11:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

michael phelps is teh hottness!!!

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