A creature of habit
A week in the life of Anna Nicole Smith isn't as unpredictable as you would think. In fact there's so much routine involved that there leaves little room for spontaneity.
MONDAY
Wet T shirt contest down at the local bar
TUESDAY
Manicure and Martini night with the girls
WEDNESDAY
Talk to the animals
THURSDAY
Attend exclusive red carpet event
FRIDAY
Go for a scenic drive
SATURDAY
A day at the tanning salon followed by an evening of pontificating
SUNDAY
Hit the dancefloor
With such a rigid and demanding schedule, how does Anna Nicole manage to maintain such good form? By ending each night in one of two ways.
Exit stage right
Or exit stage left
posted by Spirit Fingers @ 11:36 PM
5 comments
5 Comments:
It is clear the doctors have made an grievous error. Rather than silicone, they've pumped her chest full of helium. Thus the unfortunate tendency for Anna ever to find herself 'tits up' as it were.
Man, she is so ugly.
That's a man, man!
But seriously though, I just ran across your blog and I love it! It's not totally celebrity soaked, you mix it up a bit and make it original.
God, I love it when you're mean. :)
And the same security guy gets to haul her away several times, does she ever exit by free will?
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