Wednesday, July 27

A creature of habit

A week in the life of Anna Nicole Smith isn't as unpredictable as you would think. In fact there's so much routine involved that there leaves little room for spontaneity.

MONDAY
Wet T shirt contest down at the local bar



TUESDAY
Manicure and Martini night with the girls



WEDNESDAY
Talk to the animals



THURSDAY
Attend exclusive red carpet event



FRIDAY
Go for a scenic drive



SATURDAY
A day at the tanning salon followed by an evening of pontificating



SUNDAY
Hit the dancefloor



With such a rigid and demanding schedule, how does Anna Nicole manage to maintain such good form? By ending each night in one of two ways.

Exit stage right


Or exit stage left

5 Comments:

At 1:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is clear the doctors have made an grievous error. Rather than silicone, they've pumped her chest full of helium. Thus the unfortunate tendency for Anna ever to find herself 'tits up' as it were.

 
At 2:19 AM, Anonymous Amy said...

Man, she is so ugly.

 
At 3:06 AM, Anonymous Veggieboo said...

That's a man, man!
But seriously though, I just ran across your blog and I love it! It's not totally celebrity soaked, you mix it up a bit and make it original.

 
At 3:08 AM, Blogger CrankyBiscuit said...

God, I love it when you're mean. :)

 
At 9:11 PM, Anonymous Maria said...

And the same security guy gets to haul her away several times, does she ever exit by free will?

 

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