Tuesday, July 26

Federline foot fashion



What is wrong with the picture above?
There could be any number of possible answers including:
(a) The would-be father is smoking around his unborn baby
(b) You can't actually see Britney's breasts for once
(c) Those pants are roomier than a luxury trailer home
(d) Kevin's PDA message thingy is for display purposes only and doesn't actually work, thus allowing him to ignore reminders about his son's birthday

If you answered any of the above, you have obviously failed to look at the metatarsal area for therein lies the answer. Not content with bringing capri pants back from oblivion, Kevin Federline is now spearheading the urban socks with sandals movement. And here you thought he was just another unshaven unemployed slacker living off his wife's earnings.

I think that just like Kevin and Britney's relationship, this emerging style is the real deal. So I'm afraid you're going to have to unlearn everything you heard about it being a fashion faux pas and adapt accordingly. It is as easy as visiting Flip Flop Socks or any retailer of toeless sandal socks and using the supplementary platinum credit card your spouse gave you.



It's always recommended to catch a trend on the upswing so this look deserves moderate to high priority on your "copy this look" list. As Sandals & Socks 4 Ever will tell you, there's already a lot of it about.

14 Comments:

At 1:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*shudder*

not right.

not right at all.

 
At 2:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spirit! You really go out of your way to make me hurl, don't you???

All the other blogs were content simply to point out the flops/socks combo, but noooooooooooooooooo

you had to go and post LINKS! Links to websites who induce nausea deep down in my LV monogrammed guts.

 
At 5:03 AM, Blogger Whatsername said...

lolol

 
At 5:45 AM, Blogger Glitzy said...

wooo hooo hooo....oh NO...I'm scared

 
At 9:36 AM, Blogger Blandwagon said...

You are a sick, sick woman...

 
At 10:37 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Please, you all know you want to be impregnated by a sandal & sock wearing yokel.

 
At 1:29 PM, Anonymous Alex said...

Personally, I'd rather be impregnated by Spirit Fingers, but being that that is a biological impossibility ...

 
At 2:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Fetus of Cletus says "no".....

LBYB

 
At 6:56 PM, Blogger surtr said...

dudette, isn't this fashion fuckup 2000 years old? I thought your blog was meant to provide up-to-date information on fashion fuckups!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/3181443.stm

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger missy-j said...

I intensely dislike Mr and Mrs Federline and all that fashion faux pas. This flipflops and white socks he is wearing looks utterly disgusting.

 
At 9:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I like the flip-flop socks. Thanks for the links.
Atmikha

 
At 3:25 AM, Blogger mollysusie said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

 
At 3:28 AM, Blogger mollysusie said...

(How do you edit comments on blogger...dur)

Is it just me or did Brit tuck the back of her dress into her undies?

I like the toeless flip-flop socks too...

 
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