Tuesday, July 12

Snap On Smile

Modern dentistry isn't about oral hygiene anymore. It's about looking like somebody worth making eye contact with in a crowded bar...looking like a celebrity! All your basest fantasies revolving around celebrity emulation are now easily achievable through the Snap On Smile.

I advise you to inspect the brochure and soak in the benefits of celebrity-inspired teeth. But before you decide which style you want, check back with me. The fast and fickle world of fame is such that you could easily end up wearing last season's smile. Forget about the Halle, the Julia, the George et al - this summer everyone who's anyone is snapping on:

The Gary [Busey]

The Vanessa [Paradis]

The Steve [Buscemi]

The Madonna [Louise Ciccone]

The Ethan [Hawke]

The Dakota [Fanning]


At 2:32 AM, Blogger jeff said...

Is it possible for Steve Buscemi to not look creepy?

At 9:48 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

I think he is long overdue an Oscar. The Academy just don't seem to see past the teeth.

At 11:51 AM, Blogger Glitzy said...

did not realize that ethan hawke had gross teeth. Eewweeeee

At 10:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That can't be Hawkes REAL teeth?! Can they? And HE cheated on Uma Thurmann? If I saw that guy in a bar, I'd run the other way...

At 7:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

um dakota has braces


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