Wednesday, July 19

Price reduced for a quick sale



Tired of spending dead money on rent? Want to start building your property investment portfolio? Well look no further than this charming Manhattan triplex which has undergone extensive refurbishment. Situated in a desirable location within striking distance of London, Paris and LA by private jet. Great opportunity for first time homebuyers or investors! Especially if you're into monogrammed gold leaf floors and your name starts with M!


The light and airy living room provides a well-proportioned setting for formal entertaining for more informal events like boisterous cushion fights.


The layout of formal dining room allows you freedom to have one table for mock-dining and another for family memorabilia, another for decorative purposes and yet another for those diva moments.


Special features include a basement laundry room that has been converted into a play area for pets.



Thanks to intelligent design principles, sleek built-in and walk-in wardrobes achieve efficient utilization of space. Some wardrobes come fitted with their own custom-made designer gowns.


This cozy and quaint property also offers a small storage room for those miscellaneous items you've collected over the years.

Available for inspection but hurry, like the fickle spotlight of fame this bargain won't last long! Call now to avoid disappointment! I mean it! Seriously! Seller needs to go on tour really really soon!

Next update: Friday July 21

3 Comments:

At 2:55 AM, Blogger Borderline said...

I *love* your blog! Keep posting, you crack me up!

 
At 5:17 PM, Blogger smudgi3 said...

The house in the pics look eerily like Mariah's penthouse apartment.

 
At 11:41 PM, Anonymous La BellaDonna said...

The truly sad thing is that I really, really want the storage place for the clothes.

 

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