Monday, January 2

You Like, You Buy Vol 38

Many couples think that they don't need sexy lingerie to spice up their love life. Well they're WRONG and they're headed for splitsville! A latex crotchless teddy can save hours and thousands of dollars in relationship counselling.

Murena ( prides itself on being the first sexy lingerie company in Taiwan. It has branched out to neighbouring countries, allowing couples in HK and China to enjoy affordable bliss without resorting to the overpriced European stuff. Most of the site, as you would expect, is not safe for work. Having said that, I invite you to draw the blinds and see what passes for sexy advertising in this part of the world.

This is what the covers of bad romance novels are made of. "My Neck Aches For You" has everything. Lust, intrigue, questionably sheer spandex and bulging arm veins!

There is a sexy anger in the air. He's angry that he hasn't once defeated her in a game of checkers. She's just annoyed at the bastard who made her wear 2 layers of underwear.

The tension has now been replaced with mild curiosity. How much dental floss should I be using? Do I brush first and then floss? Come to think of it, when was the last time I had a dental check-up?

Even when she says that she has a headache, you don't have to let good lingerie go to waste. Check her pulse and relieve her migraine with some light pressure to the sides of her temples.

Now this could be sexy. That is, if you find a guy doing his best Carson Kressley impersonation sexy and if the thought of the Geneva Conventions gets you all hot and bothered.

Yet another great romance novel being set in motion. In "Close Your Eyes and Think of England", young lovers from warring tribes face the difficulties of succumbing to their primal passions on a rather uncomfortable chaise longue.


At 6:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a PayPal button we can click to donate some sandwiches to these people?

At 7:11 AM, Blogger Ghost of a flea said...

Is it sad that I do now find the Geneva Conventions sexy?

At 12:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on people, bangles on your balls is way hot!

At 8:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta love google. Found this by searching "sexy anger." Exactly what I needed just now.


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