Spring Break

Well, I've packed, left some luggage space for shopping (a projected estimate based on historical spending patterns and adjusted for decreased purchasing power) and am ready for London. If I'm going to angle for an upgrade then I'll have to look the part. Therefore I will be wearing Chanel for the plane trip.



I don't know how much internet access I'll have because the hotel's business centre closes at some ungodly hour like 6pm. What an uncommercial lot. Don't these people know that blogging is best done in the early hours of the morning after a particularly successful pub crawl?

April is going to be quite a busy month because I need to visit a different country at the end of each week. Management must have big plans for me, like auditioning for the Amazing Race. We'll see if all this travelling expands my mind. My mind is currently like a blank canvas, a puppy's furry coat even, waiting to absorb the safe non-toxic colours the world has to offer!

I'll still be in Hong Kong on some days so check back for brief weekly updates reminding you of my existence. When the pages of my passport run out, this blog will be back at full capacity with:
MORE explosions MORE car chases MORE sex drugs violence MORE bumbling villains MORE wisecracking sidekicks MORE gratuitous cleavage LESS clothing on women...and that's just the fashion roadkill section.

In the meantime, feel free to read other blogs (the fabulous ones appear in the sidebar) and date other people. Now is the time to grab the bull by the horns and wear it!