Setting a dangerous precedent
Because some idiot decided to pose nude at a car show, womankind has hit its lowest ebb. What the hell was she thinking? How could she cheapen the global sisterhood like that? More importantly, how dare she take the attention away from Eva Longoria! I am thoroughly disappointed that she thought this kind of stunt would work at a car show of all places.
I mean, who would want to go to an auto show and waste their time looking at scantily clad women polishing the display vehicles with their bodies?
It's the sort of place you wouldn't feel embarrassed bringing your little sister along to, and asking her to invite her even younger and more nubile friend (the one with the very toned midriff) as well.
In fact some manufacturers are starting to pay more attention to their female clientele by including extras that are fluffy and cute.
The more sophisticated buyers will appreciate designs that are sleek and so low-slung they are only about as high as a fantasy-costumed girl on her knees performing a salute to male supremacy.
I'm not kidding ladies. If I happen to chance upon you the next time the latest flashy wheels are in town, you better be wearing underwear and keeping your legs mostly covered. That's the way it should be.