Wednesday, March 29

Louis Vuitton One-Click Shopping

The impending launch of Louis Vuitton's online shopping service in Asia fills me with great trepidation. I can only hope the user interface is as sophisticated as Amazon's, thus allowing us a glimpse into the delicate psyche of the Louis Vuitton customer.

Monogram Perforation Pochette Accessoires

Customers who bought this also bought:
Band-Aid Adhesive Bandages, Assorted, Sheer 80 bandages
Swingline / Adjustable 2-3 Hole Punch, 9/32", Black / SWI74020
JT Perforated Leather Thong

Multistrap sandal

Customers who really liked this also really liked:
Wearing interchangeable watch straps, all at the same time
Chafing their feet to death
The idea of being buckled securely into a Deluxe Strait Jacket

Double face cashmere three coloured belted poncho

Customers who thought it was ok to wear this and walk on the streets also thought:
How careless of me, I seem to have left my bag and my arms back at the bar
I wished my apartment complex would let me keep little dogs
Clint Eastwood would have turned in a far superior performance if he had filmed all his spaghetti westerns without wearing any pants

ID Necklace, Yellow Gold and Diamonds

Customers who demanded their boyfriends buy them this also demanded:
Whatever else they pointed out in the store window
A weekly allowance to help them discover their inner fabulosity
To be called Princess otherwise they would stomp their feet and go off to pout in the corner

Leather patchwork bag

Customers who needed this in order to impress their social acquaintances also needed:
To start extending their social circle beyond kids in third grade art class
Prescription eyewear
To be taken out the back and have some taste slapped into them with a fake 9-iron

Another blog to visit: Denimology - for those addicted to premium & vintage denim jeans


At 2:12 AM, Blogger MissEm said...!

At 5:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


What's your say about the skull fashion that's threatening to become as ubiquitous as the Ugg boot?

Here are some photos to get you started. This one is particularly lovely.

At 11:01 AM, Anonymous Susanna said...

I think you have possibly outdone yourself. The reference to KLS was perfect.

At 6:40 PM, Anonymous fonkymomma said...

That was absolutely hilarious. Lets hope LV listen to your wise advice!

At 1:39 AM, Anonymous Susanna said...

I forgot to mention it, but if you click on the link to KLS's book, according to Amazon, people who bought her book also bought:

Confessions of a Video Vixen by Karrine Steffans


The Gold Digger's Guide: How To Marry The Man And The Money by Ivana B. Rich

At 3:08 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Anonymous, as long as pirates roam the high seas skull fashion will continue to be a part of our lives.

At 8:48 AM, Anonymous jenny said...

Are pirates still roaming the high seas? I must have missed that one...

At 12:43 PM, Blogger Julia said...

Haha, my first visit and what a treat!

At 8:30 AM, Blogger meimei said...

Speaking of Kimora, apparently her marriage is kaput. So much for that allowance...

She take my money, when I'm in need. Yeah, she's a triflin' friend indeed...

At 7:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazing LV blog :), I'm also very interested to have Louis Vuitton products. I want to buy new louis vuitton bags in new year. So i went through for online shopping. Now i need some more suggestions. Please help.


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