Louis Vuitton One-Click Shopping
The impending launch of Louis Vuitton's online shopping service in Asia fills me with great trepidation. I can only hope the user interface is as sophisticated as Amazon's, thus allowing us a glimpse into the delicate psyche of the Louis Vuitton customer.
Monogram Perforation Pochette Accessoires

Customers who bought this also bought:
Band-Aid Adhesive Bandages, Assorted, Sheer 80 bandages
Swingline / Adjustable 2-3 Hole Punch, 9/32", Black / SWI74020
JT Perforated Leather Thong
Multistrap sandal

Customers who really liked this also really liked:
Wearing interchangeable watch straps, all at the same time
Chafing their feet to death
The idea of being buckled securely into a Deluxe Strait Jacket
Double face cashmere three coloured belted poncho

Customers who thought it was ok to wear this and walk on the streets also thought:
How careless of me, I seem to have left my bag and my arms back at the bar
I wished my apartment complex would let me keep little dogs
Clint Eastwood would have turned in a far superior performance if he had filmed all his spaghetti westerns without wearing any pants
ID Necklace, Yellow Gold and Diamonds

Customers who demanded their boyfriends buy them this also demanded:
Whatever else they pointed out in the store window
A weekly allowance to help them discover their inner fabulosity
To be called Princess otherwise they would stomp their feet and go off to pout in the corner
Leather patchwork bag

Customers who needed this in order to impress their social acquaintances also needed:
To start extending their social circle beyond kids in third grade art class
Prescription eyewear
To be taken out the back and have some taste slapped into them with a fake 9-iron
Another blog to visit: Denimology - for those addicted to premium & vintage denim jeans
10 Comments:
Best...post...ever!
Brilliant!
What's your say about the skull fashion that's threatening to become as ubiquitous as the Ugg boot?
Here are some photos to get you started. This one is particularly lovely.
I think you have possibly outdone yourself. The reference to KLS was perfect.
That was absolutely hilarious. Lets hope LV listen to your wise advice!
I forgot to mention it, but if you click on the link to KLS's book, according to Amazon, people who bought her book also bought:
Confessions of a Video Vixen by Karrine Steffans
and
The Gold Digger's Guide: How To Marry The Man And The Money by Ivana B. Rich
Anonymous, as long as pirates roam the high seas skull fashion will continue to be a part of our lives.
Are pirates still roaming the high seas? I must have missed that one...
Haha, my first visit and what a treat!
Speaking of Kimora, apparently her marriage is kaput. So much for that allowance...
She take my money, when I'm in need. Yeah, she's a triflin' friend indeed...
Amazing LV blog :), I'm also very interested to have Louis Vuitton products. I want to buy new louis vuitton bags in new year. So i went through http://www.malibuvogue.com for online shopping. Now i need some more suggestions. Please help.
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