Friday, March 4

Punching Above His Weight

Coming soon to a record store and download server near you: Mike Tyson Sings Frank Sinatra's Greatest Hits

Come Fight With Me
You're Nobody Till Somebody Lugs You
It Was a Very Good Ear
I Get to Kick the Crap Out of You
Pugilists in the Night
I Ripped Out Your Heart in San Francisco
Softly, As I Leave You (Convulsing on the Floor Like an Infantile Retard)
Pageant Contestant is a Tramp
Pain is a Many-Splendoured Thing
The Left Hook of Love
Call Me Irresponsible (And I'll Stomp on Your Testicles)
The Way You Bled Tonight
In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Prison Cell
I've Got a Neanderthal Bonecrush on You
Mack the Knife-wielding Babbling Psycho


At 9:49 AM, Blogger Blandwagon said...

I Get To Kick the Crap Out of YouSome get a kick from cocaine.
I'm sure that if,
I took even one sniff,
I'd tear your head off and use your blood to write threatening notes to your children.
Just like last time.
Ah, a classic. Although I prefer the Ella Fitzgerald version.

At 9:51 AM, Blogger Blandwagon said...

Stupid Blogger comments and their stupid lack of formatting. Grrr.

At 3:05 PM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

*clap* *clap* Sing it, blandwagon!


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