The state of one's cuticles
It was a pleasant surprise to find the HK Yellow Pages secreted by the front of my door this morning. I read it from cover to back and highlighted all the interesting bits in yellow!
The 100 page colour section on acrylic nails, I felt, was a real keeper. It seems that HK women with too much time and too little taste on their hands have raised manicured nails to an art form. I think the state of one's cuticles says a lot about their personality:
Ethnic tribal, displaced from native land and living on reservation

Harbours fetish for crayolas or jellybeans or both

Retro mod, trying to work a mini skirt in late 60s (actual age, not era)

Thinks that love means never having to say sorry I can't afford to buy that for you:

Bleeding profusely and slightly gangrenous

Regular at the Xanadu Roller Palace

Positively infantile at best

Lacking Vitamins A, D & E

If your idea of nail fun is scraping them against a blackboard then visit V Nail Shop & School.
4 Comments:
Lots of those nails at V's school have things hanging off them. I would accidentally gouge my eyes out in the morning when I rub the sleep out.
Positivly ghoulish. Except for the crayolabean one. Pretty!
I actually know a lady who goes to nail salon to have her 'crystal nails' done before parties and stuff. Haha, its one of those things rich people do.
Goodness, there is a great deal of effective info above!
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