Friday, February 25

Lead us not into temptation

Factors indicating that Liz Hurley may be a slavering demonbeast from the burning furnace of Hades

Played the Devil in Bedazzled.
Joined in unholy alliance with cosmetics giant Estee Lauder since 1995.
Has a son named Damian.
Had talons locked around Hugh Grant's soul until DIVINE intervention saved him.
Committed sacrilege in Church of Beckham by flaunting cleavage at joint christening.
Eats six raisins three times a day (666).
Been branded the actress from hell.
Looks like this at the age of 40:

13 Comments:

At 7:28 AM, Blogger Asian Lep said...

Oh, gah, Spirit Fingers, you should have warned me that this post was bodaciously funny, I would have urinated BEFORE reading instead of letting go at the sight of the "unholy alliance" (Asian Leprechauns have very tiny bladders).

 
At 9:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To be fair, she was breast feeding at the time of the Beckham christening. I'm sure when she left the house, her cleavage was less balloon-ey.
Atmikha

 
At 12:38 PM, Blogger lancerlord said...

Ha! Wolf in sheep's clothing huh?

 
At 11:55 PM, Blogger zhi yang said...

And I always wondered how she still looks so damn hot after so many years. Now I know why...

 
At 1:25 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

That's an interesting point you make Atmikha. She was probably hired as Victoria Beckham's wetnurse. It is doubtful whether Victoria Beckham can express milk. She can't even express more than one emotion.

 
At 10:44 AM, Blogger Ah 9 said...

WooT~!

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger Harrods Girl said...

Interesting! How does she live on only six raisens? But that's what celebs are paid for I suppose.

 
At 6:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FINALLY! A very thin celebrity admitting to dieting! If only they were all this honest, perhaps there wouldn't be so many teenage girls becoming anorexic because ther're convinced they are fat and ugly....

 
At 6:44 AM, Blogger Jonathan said...

Isn't Liz the one who said if she became as fat as Marilyn Monroe she'd kill herself?

 
At 9:47 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Yep I did read that too. Stupid cow (mentally not physically of course).

 
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