Tuesday, June 21

Summer Break: Paris

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Paris (the city, not the amateur porn star) is in urgent need of my diplomatic prowess so I will need to spend a week in that insufferable place. The Eiffel Tower needs to be cleansed after last Friday's farce, someone needs to shamelessly promote Chinese cuisine, there's the whole Olympic bid to prepare, and then there's the small problem of the North Africans. We can't have the latter running amok in the fashion capital, terrorising Parisians with their futuristic body armour and thigh-high boots:

It's not just the North Africans, you know. The once grand boulevards have been overrun by some rather unsavoury elements (clad in this season's fashions) such as:
Tin foil hat conspiracy theorists

Low-carb dieting zombies spreading their pacifist virus

Plain ugly people, as in put a bag over your head ugly

People coming home from their regrettable one-night stands by doing the walk of shame in the morning.

Colour-blind circus performers

Homeless pregnant women with out of control flyaway hair

As you would expect, there won't be any new posts for a week since I will be busy cleaning up this scourage. This is a boon for you all, because you can focus on more appealing things like the blogs listed on my sidebar, all delectable in their own way like the 800 varieties of macaroons I will be feasting on. Au revoir and airkisses!


At 11:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That first costume is very TRON like. Fortunately it's not TRON GUY!


At 12:23 PM, Blogger j-a said...

i cannot believe you get to go to paris. you lucky, lucky thing. by the way, the last picture is just unbelievable!!!

perhaps you should do a top ten list of worst 'designer' clothes...

At 12:07 PM, Anonymous Alex said...

No - you can't go away for a week; you just can't -- I need my daily dose of Spirit Fingers! Please - give us Spirit Fingers, dammit!!

At 12:14 AM, Blogger Glitzy said...

Too funny! Just found you via manolo's shoe blog!

At 5:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

these "designers" need to have red-hot lead pipes shoved up their spastic arses...

- Averil


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