Asian auto shows
Things about a car's features we are supposed to glean for ourselves at Asian auto shows by looking at the promo girls
This car is very very shiny and no matter what they tell you, you will look stupid in it.
Any self-respecting prostitute would be willing to get into this car.
The back seat folds down, leaving plenty of room for a session of erotically charged gymnastics.
This car is the sort of car that hitchhikers will flag down. These hitchhikers will have no money but will inevitably try to pay you back for fuel in the form of a lapdance.
The paintwork and finish of this car is exceptional. It is impervious to buttock prints.
This car is perfect for the man who swings from treetops, has many girlfriends and says "Me Tarzan. You, shut up and let me drive."