Wednesday, August 3

Asian auto shows

Things about a car's features we are supposed to glean for ourselves at Asian auto shows by looking at the promo girls


This car is very very shiny and no matter what they tell you, you will look stupid in it.


Any self-respecting prostitute would be willing to get into this car.


The back seat folds down, leaving plenty of room for a session of erotically charged gymnastics.


This car is the sort of car that hitchhikers will flag down. These hitchhikers will have no money but will inevitably try to pay you back for fuel in the form of a lapdance.


The paintwork and finish of this car is exceptional. It is impervious to buttock prints.


This car is perfect for the man who swings from treetops, has many girlfriends and says "Me Tarzan. You, shut up and let me drive."

8 Comments:

At 9:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That second to last photo reminds me of that lap-juicer the details of which have been going around the internet lately. Eugh!

LBYB

 
At 2:58 PM, Blogger LadyCracker said...

I'm eating apple cake!

I finish work in five minutes!

I'm reading your blog!

*dies from happiness*

 
At 7:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

all these cars will eventually end up with that classy bumper sticker, "Gas, grass or ass, Nobody rides for free"

judging by the girls

anon 9:20... WHAT DETAILS i missed that story! Tell me!!!

 
At 8:10 PM, Blogger afp763389 said...

... :(

 
At 9:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh... google is my friend, I thought lap juicer was a typo.. apparently not.


*faints*

 
At 10:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice weblog , greetz from holland...The Netherlands...
www.20six.nl/spion

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger Glitzy said...

another hysterical post. Wow! The talent! *bows before spirit fingers*

 
At 4:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice pics...of cars and girls ;)

but i wonder when they'll have chinese cars at these asian car shows

http://www.chinacarforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17

 

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