Tuesday, August 2

Great expectations

Finding it difficult to buy a pair of decent jeans nowadays? Apparently the situation gets even worse as one grows older. I've been hearing about these Tummy Tuck jeans which are meant to do amazing things to the bodies of 30-plus women. Things that only Demi Moore's plastic surgeon can do. After all not everyone is blessed with a physique like Cathie Jung or a complete lack of self-awareness like Pamela Anderson.

Unfortunately Tummy Tuck Jeans has received some mixed reviews. It's too high rise. It's too snug. It makes my ass too big. It makes my ass too small. It makes my ass violently shoot out flames and burn people to a crisp.

It seems that many women have high expectations for their jeans and expect it to do everything and be everything their heart ever wished for. It's not a man for god's sake, it's just a pair of jeans! Well I have a couple of words for you hard-to-please people. Elasticised. Tapered. Jeans.


At 1:35 AM, Anonymous Anne Arkham said...

It makes my ass violently shoot flames and burn people to a crisp.

I'd pay good money for that.

At 8:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In those jeans it's kind of hard to distinguish the rear from the front.

Dicey from bunny-bytes.com

At 9:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can anything be done about Pamela? She used to be a pretty girl and an athlete. Now she's a ridiculous cartoon hag.


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