Wednesday, September 28

The Bruce Willis Seal of Approval

Update: Remember my previous post about nail "art"? It's a craze that's sweeping the world! How do these people open a can of beer?!?

Say hello to Zhao Ting Ting who will be representing China at this year's Miss World competition. Although her distinct lack of rackage may lose her points in the swimsuit section, let's hope that she can win the judges over with a knockout pair of personalities!

OK now I'm starting to get a little worried about her chances. Who judged this thing anyway? Pageant lore dictates that such an important task can not be entrusted to a bunch of rank amateurs. If you can't get a daytime soap star on the panel do as the Romans do and call upon the discerning eye of Bruce Willis! You can practically see all the good taste radiating from his bald pate.

Now there's a man who knows a thing or two about women. Let's not forget he was married for several years to the seemingly ageless Demi Moore, who as you may well know just recently wed Ashton Kuchter in an intimate ceremony where the groom wore white.

Bruce has also been linked to many other attractive women like Brooke Burns whose beauty mesmerises those around her.

He certainly takes his job seriously, adopting the same meticulous approach as he does with his acting. Damn sash is trickier than drilling an 800ft hole into an asteroid, planting a nuclear explosive in the aforementioned hole and detonating it!

If only every beauty pageant had such high standards. I can really see a bigger, more influential role for Bruce to play in this area, travelling around the world asking challenging interview questions and giving his seal of approval to aspiring law students with legs up to their armpits. A sort of Hudson Hawk with lots of teased hair and bleached smiles if you will.

He could start by raising the credibility of these prison pageants that crop up with bizarre frequency. For a man who has saved the world numerous times, overcoming not one but TWO Grubers in the process, the Buen Pastor medium-security female prison in Bogota should be no sweat. Yippi-ki-yay indeed.

Another blog to visit: Kawaii k-nitting - Shopping and Knitting, what more could there be?


At 6:08 AM, Blogger scout said...

oh how i love his facial expression in the second last picture.

At 9:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He dated Brooke Burns... not Brooke Burke. :-) Love the blog

At 10:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I totally respect any person who has defeated a Gruber!


At 12:46 PM, Blogger the chief said...

haha, this was a great post. i really enjoy your blog. keep up the great work!

At 1:20 PM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

Thanks for pointing the name out - I have corrected it to Brooke Burns. Other celebrity names I often mix up:
- Ed O'Neill and Ed Harris
- Mary Stuart Masterson, Mary Louise Parker, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
- Chris Cooper and Chris Carter
- Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Philip Baker Hall
- Anthony Michael Hall and Anthony Stewart Head

At 4:39 AM, Anonymous La BellaDonna said...

Aaaagghh! Any of the others I could understand, but Anthony Michael Hall and Anthony Stewart Head ?? Giles is unmistakable. And incomparable.

And *sob* ...

I am a complete and utter geek.

But at least a geek with the good taste to love your site.


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