Logic and lateral thinking are optional

Celebrity Brain Teasers

PROBLEM 1
The actress named Tara is dumber than the actress named Lindsay.
Mischa is dumber than Nicole but smarter than Paris.
Nicole is dumber than Lindsay.
Paris is smarter than Tara.
List the actresses in the order of their stupidity, starting with the dumbest.
Answer:
Going by names alone, the dumbest actress is Tara, the next dumbest is Paris, the next dumbest is Mischa, the next dumbest is Nicole, and the least stupid (or the "smartest" in a loose sense of the world) is Lindsay.

PROBLEM 2
A boy and his father are injured in a car accident. Both are taken to different hospitals. The boy is taken to surgery. A hot sexy, bosom-heaving surgeon with luscious lips looks at the boy and says, "I cannot operate on this boy -- he's my son."
Answer:
The surgeon is the boy's hot mother, the one and only Angelina Jolie.

PROBLEM 3
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Being an astute observer, he picks one door and lives. Please explain.
Answer:
He picks the third door because the reason the lions haven't eaten in 3 years is because they are obssessed with their body image in true Hollywood-style.

PROBLEM 4
A woman shoots her lover. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But a few hours later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Answer
This is just a typical day in the topsy-turvy on-off rollercoaster relationship of Sienna Miller and Jude Law

PROBLEM 5
Two babies born on the same day in the same year with the same mother and father are not twins. Can you explain how this can be?
Answer:
The two babies are born to Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. They are two of a set of triplets due to Kevin's sperm being so extraordinarily powerful that it can even impregnate an entire herd of elephants in one sitting.

PROBLEM 6
Richie Sambora needs to cross a river in a canoe. With him, he has Denise Richards, Heather Locklear, and Charlie Sheen. He can only carry one of the three at a time. If he leaves Denise and Heather, they will beat each other to death. If he takes Heather, it will get ugly between Charlie and Denise and also violate the terms of the restraining order. How does he successfully cross the river with everyone intact?
Answer:
Lull them all into submission with some mindbending guitar riffs, then tie Charlie so that he drags along in the water behind the canoe. You can now ferry the ladies across one at the time. Untying Charlie at the end of the journey is at optional.

PROBLEM 7
A man walks outside one day and it starts to rain. However he has to save the world in the pouring rain without any overhead cover or umbrella before he can find shelter. Yet not one hair on his head gets wet. How is this possible?
Answer:
The man is international action hero Bruce Willis