Wednesday, August 9

You can't have your doughnut and eat it too

Look up the definition of mental anguish in the dictionary and you will find this picture. While Krispy Kreme churns out its Hot Original Glazed (TM) goodness in nearby Hong Kong, this boy is wasting away at the tritely named OK Slim summer camp.

But let's look on the bright side. It is money well spent. For $825 (that's about 80 boxes of doughnuts) your son will learn to kick higher than a can-can dancer.

Once they show the promise, the happy campers are coralled into learning tightly choreographed routines ripped from the set list of Madonna's Confessions tour.

Soon each one will be a mini-mass of rippling muscle who can do 10,000 pushups in a few hours. Athletic scholarships will beat a path to your door, even though your kid has a higher testosterone level than a Tour de France champion.

Don't even start with me, young man. If you think those weights are unbearable then wait till you see what's in store in Week 4.

So what's it going to be, little boy? Doughnuts or rock hard abs? Choose carefully because one will lead you down the path of Val Kilmer.

Next update: Friday 11 August


At 9:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG, that is so NOT the Iceman that Maverick had quasi-homoerotic moments with...


At 9:59 AM, Anonymous marshmallow said...

please tell me that is a photomontage of val.

At 10:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

no no no! i refuse to accept that is val "bruce wayne", "doc holliday", "simon templar" kilmer.


At 2:05 PM, Blogger sfmike said...

Though I think the "bear movement" is silly, what's sillier is people getting upset by a a tiny beer belly on a 40ish guy. It's sorta natural, anonymous marshmallows.

In fact, Val looks sorta weirdly sexy in that photo.

Which is why Spirit Fingers had the genius to use it.

At 11:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

but sfmike, look at John Travolta or Don Johnson...they aged with grace, even becoming more sexy as they aged.



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