Monday, June 13

Hottest must-have trendy chocolates

Rejoice ladies, there's a whole new wardrobe to go with your candy bra and g-string set.

For the first time in the history of sweets, the illustrious Salon du Chocolat decided to bring its chocolate fashion show to China. Why? Because after hearing about Louis Vuitton's phenomenal success in China, they concluded that anything that's the colour of brown sends the Chinese into a buying frenzy. Next up, the International Cowpat Trading Association hits Beijing for a week-long exhibition!

The best part about a high fashion chocolate show are the backstage antics.

Oh my god, I can't believe you're eating the couture.
Oh no, this dress is too loose for me. Can somebody chomp it down to size?

And so forth.

But enough, I know what you're here for - straight off the runway, the hottest must-have trendy chocolates of the moment!

Jazz up your appetite with a dash of dark chocolate! It is very now but it's also a great investment because it is a perennial classic that goes well with all kinds of other cocoa-based flavours.

Show off your sexy feminine side! Unique textures that are influenced by chocolate's tribal origins have become quite a popular choice. All you need are some gorgeous fillings to complete the look.

Chocolate Pocky has had a cult following for some time now, and we can certainly see why! An evening snack that is in equal parts sleek and sassy.

Fancy moulds and whimsical decorations are making a comeback. But for how long? We don't care because it makes people hunger for its vibrant retro style!

Hazelnut praline has never been hotter than this season. Not to mention there's plenty of buzz about coffee ganache. Buttercreams, truffles and liquor centres are also in. You might want to look getting some caramels too. Damn it, it's all chocolate so it's all good!

But is it really? If you look closely, you'll find that it's, uh, not just all chocolate. (possibly perhaps maybe kind of not safe for work)


At 11:42 AM, Blogger Dan tdaxp said...


-Dan tdaxp

At 12:38 PM, Blogger j-a said...

how did they get all the chocolate on to the models? did they have to freeze these women for a couple of hours before the show??

At 12:39 PM, Blogger j-a said...

how did they get all the chocolate on to the models? did they have to freeze these women for a couple of hours before the show??

At 8:33 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Yummy. I confirm cannot wear them, if there are equivalent fashion wear for males. I've got above average body temperature. Sure melt! :)

At 12:47 AM, Blogger Spirit Fingers said...

The fashion show was probably done in sub-arctic conditions.
And in the first pic, while the models were backstage, they had to put some tissue under some of the chocolate pieces to avoid contact with the skin.

At 2:06 AM, Blogger Celia said...

Boing Boing stole your story!

And regarding the chocolate not melting on the models...the models look pretty lean...I doubt they can even produce enough body heat to melt their choco-bustiers.


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