Thursday, June 15

Economies of scale

Things you might add to your baby shower registry if you found out you were having quintuplets

Stretch mark cream

Automatic milking machine

Supermarket trolley to use in place of stroller

Louis Vuitton rolling luggage for carrying diapers

Powernap - 3 hours of deep sleep in 20 minutes

Mini van

Very high five-seat sofa for feeding

Baby monitor with cool split-screen technology

Violins x 2, Cellos x 2, Viola x 1

White gold diamond pacifiers x 5


At 7:37 AM, Blogger Vee said...

And an extensive college education fund.

At 8:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When did people start having litters?

At 9:53 AM, Blogger Blandwagon said...

Some hair extensions might come in useful too. Without the dress it's hard to tell who the woman is here.

At 11:34 AM, Blogger kazumi said...

Holy shit! And a life-time's worth of contraception

At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and a dumpster (with a lid) in which to deposit all of those diapers. Pee-yoo!

I think I'd vote for 2 violins, 2 violas & 1 cello, though. Either that, or 76 trombones...

At 9:18 PM, Blogger 安大衛 said...

>...and a dumpster (with a lid) in which to
> deposit all of those diapers. Pee-yoo!

In China, most of the rural kids would just have pants with the seat cut out so that they can attend to business wherever they may be. (Hopefully out in the fields or near a drain.)

They learn to go 'squatty potty' very early over there!

At 11:02 AM, Blogger Jane said...

There was a documentary on Discovery Health or some such channel a couple nights ago about a couple who had sextuplets, when they already had three-year-old twins. Can you imagine having 8 children under the age of 4?

At 5:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hear the pic's fake.

At 9:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous - do you think that Tom C. trying to divert attention towards someone else?


At 4:48 AM, Blogger jenn said...

Yeah, I thought that was another picture of Katie pretending she hadn't had the spawn yet...


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