Babies rejected by Meg Ryan

Together with her hastily scribbled observations found in the margins of their files


Fantastic sense of style. Likely to do well at staged photo-ops. Personalitywise, comes across as somewhat ignorant. Had never heard of "When Harry Met Sally". Thought "Courage Under Fire" was a brand of antiperspirant.


Cheeks to die for. Has cute Korean name - Kal-El. Coppola genes may be a problem. Constant reminder of the positively craphouse "City of Angels". Mother willing to accept Gucci bags in lieu of cash.


Highly strung and emotional. Possible addiction to meds? Has mystifying aversion to plastic surgery. Burst into tears at the sight of my lips. Ill-equipped to handle Hollywood.


Eager to travel - favourite cities are New York and LA. Favourite food is play-doh. Peppers conversation with quotes from romantic comedies. Answers seem a bit too rehearsed. Tried to hard to be adorable, quirky and funny all at once.


Good credentials but lacking in enthusiasm. Either that or trying to play it cool. Must be interviewing with other actors and actresses. Lightened up when given a squeaky rubber toy.


Strongly recommended by headhunter. Specialises in "strategic family restructurings". Overcrowding issues, no potential for advancement with present family. Looking for quick exit. May be overqualified and too senior.

Another site to visit: Pink Heather - Heaven of Dresses for Petites Like Me.