Under the interrogation lamp

Questions asked during a police interview attended by Kate Moss

Is that you pictured on the cover of the Daily Mirror blowing rails of coke?

Where did you get those stylish boots?

What would you wear if you knew you were being photographed?

Which fashion photographer would you have chosen to perfectly capture your cocaine addiction?

Two words. Pete Doherty. Please explain.

Is there any truth to the rumour that you and Sadie and Jude used to have soakingly debauched threesomes?

Did you make any videos of that and if so, where are they?

Is it also true that you and Lindsay Lohan recently performed a raunchy pole dance at a strip club?

Is there a video of that available?

How have you managed to stay so close to Naomi Campbell for all these years without being physically hurt?

Can you autograph all these copies of Vanity Fair magazine for us?

In your opinion, which is the hippest, coolest rehab clinic to be seen checking into?

Apart from the cocaine, do you have any other dieting tips to share?

The next time you see Sienna Miller, can you deliver her the smackdown that she deserves?

How much longer will skinny jeans stay in fashion?

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